short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I meant to do that. —What cats say after knocking over your favorite vase.
Home is where the cat is, and the couch is their throne.
Cats: the only creatures that can ignore you all day and still demand dinner on time.
I'm not a cat person; I'm a cat's person.
Why do cats sleep so much? Because they know life's too short to be awake for all the chaos.
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
short inspirational cat quotes
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
In the eyes of a cat, find endless wonder.
Be like a cat: graceful and resilient.
A cat's purr is the music of contentment.
Embrace your inner cat: curious and fearless.
Cats teach us to land on our feet.
In every cat, there's a story of survival.
Like cats, we all have nine lives; make each one count.
The road to a cat's heart is paved with kindness.
cat lover quotes funny
"I love my cat more than I love most people, and that's saying something because I really like pizza."
"Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one, and they make you gain weight... in love."
"I'm not a cat lady; I'm a cat connoisseur with high standards for purrfection."
"My cat is my therapist, but she charges in treats and always judges my life choices."
"Why do cats always look like they're plotting world domination? Because they are, starting with the couch."
"If cats could talk, they'd probably say, 'Human, your only job is to serve me snacks and look away while I knock things over.'"
"I tried to teach my cat tricks, but she just taught me how to open cans faster."
"Cats: because who needs a boyfriend when you have a furry critic who demands cuddles on their terms?"
"My cat doesn't love me for my personality; she loves me for my ability to operate the can opener."
"A house is just a place, but with a cat, it's a comedy show that never ends."
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." – Anonymous
happy cat quotes
A happy cat's purr is the sound of pure joy.
Happiness is a cat basking in the sun with a contented stretch.
In the eyes of a happy cat, every moment is an adventure.
A cat's playful leap is the essence of feline bliss.
The warmth of a happy cat curled in your lap brings endless smiles.
Nothing compares to the delight of a cat chasing its tail in glee.
memes cat quotes funny
A cat staring at a laser pointer: "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
A grumpy cat meme: "I had my patience tested. I'm negative."
A cat in a box: "Boxes are my love language."
A sleepy cat: "I whisper 'what the fluff' to myself at least 20 times a day."
A cat knocking things off a table: "I do what I want."
A regal cat: "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
A cat with wide eyes: "If I fits, I sits. If it breaks, it wasn't meant to be."