cute cat quotes short
A cat's purr is the best medicine.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
You're the cat's meow!
Happiness is a warm kitten.
Paws and whiskers on everything!
Meow is the sound of love.
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts.
Life is better with a cat.
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"Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one."
"The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer."
"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming."
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
"Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic."
"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution."
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
"If cats could talk, they wouldn't."
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
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"I love my cat more than I love most people, and that's saying something because I really like pizza."
"Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one, and they make you gain weight... in love."
"I'm not a cat lady; I'm a cat connoisseur with high standards for purrfection."
"My cat is my therapist, but she charges in treats and always judges my life choices."
"Why do cats always look like they're plotting world domination? Because they are, starting with the couch."
"If cats could talk, they'd probably say, 'Human, your only job is to serve me snacks and look away while I knock things over.'"
"I tried to teach my cat tricks, but she just taught me how to open cans faster."
"Cats: because who needs a boyfriend when you have a furry critic who demands cuddles on their terms?"
"My cat doesn't love me for my personality; she loves me for my ability to operate the can opener."
"A house is just a place, but with a cat, it's a comedy show that never ends."
short inspirational cat quotes
Be like a cat: graceful, independent, and always curious.
In every cat's leap, find your own courage.
Cats remind us that it's okay to have nine lives of adventure.
Embrace the mystery, just as a cat does.
With the poise of a cat, face the unknown.
Let your inner cat guide you to new heights.
In the eyes of a cat, see the spark of inspiration.
sassy cat quotes
"I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy and fabulous."
"Humans are my servants, not the other way around."
"Paws off my throne, peasant."
"I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem."
"Who needs nine lives when I'm already living my best one?"
"I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
"Bow to the queen of the nap pile."
"My claws are sharp, but my wit is sharper."
"I do what I want, when I want—deal with it."
"You're just jealous of my effortless style."
memes cat quotes funny
A cat meme quote: "I had fun once, it was awful."
Another funny cat quote: "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
Cats in memes often say: "If I fits, I sits."
A classic one: "Help me! I'm trapped in a human body."
Funny cat wisdom: "The road to my heart is paved with paw prints and treats."
Memes feature cats quipping: "I don't always knock things over, but when I do, it's your favorite vase."
A humorous line: "Life is short, spoil your cat."
Cats in viral quotes: "I'm silently correcting your grammar in my head, but I'm a cat, so I won't."
Another popular one: "Who needs a therapist when you have a cat?"