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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
short inspirational cat quotes
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
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A kitten is the delight of a household.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
Cats are like music; they are the poetry that walks.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution, but that's half the fun.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I'm not a cat person; I'm a cat servant.
Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back to you.
My cat is proof that not all superheroes wear capes.
Cats: because who needs an alarm clock when you have a furry alarm?
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
I had my houseplants until the cat decided they were toys.
Cats don't have nine lives for nothing—they use them all for naps.
Why do cats knock things over? For the purr entertainment.
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." – Anonymous
sassy cat quotes
"I'm not a cat; I'm the ruler of this household."
"Paws off, human. This spot is mine."
"I was not staring at you. I was simply overseeing your existence."
"Who needs a dog when you can have a cat with more attitude than a teenager?"
"I'm not overweight, I'm just fluffy and fabulous."
"Meow is my way of saying, 'Your service is required immediately.'"
"Cats don't have owners; we have staff."
"I don't always tolerate nonsense, but when I do, it's because I'm plotting revenge."
"If you think I'm high-maintenance, wait until you see my nap schedule."
"I'm too glam to give a damn – that's what my tail says."