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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
The love of a cat is a thing of wonder.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
A meow massages the heart.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
No home is complete without the pitter patter of kitty feet.
A meow massages the heart.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts.
Happiness is a warm kitten.
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A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
A cat will be your friend, but never your slave.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I meant to do that. —What cats say after knocking over your favorite vase.
Home is where the cat is, and the couch is their throne.
Cats: the only creatures that can ignore you all day and still demand dinner on time.
I'm not a cat person; I'm a cat's person.
Why do cats sleep so much? Because they know life's too short to be awake for all the chaos.
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
cat lover quotes funny
"I love my cat more than I love most people, and that's saying something because I really like pizza."
"Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one, and they make you gain weight... in love."
"I'm not a cat lady; I'm a cat connoisseur with high standards for purrfection."
"My cat is my therapist, but she charges in treats and always judges my life choices."
"Why do cats always look like they're plotting world domination? Because they are, starting with the couch."
"If cats could talk, they'd probably say, 'Human, your only job is to serve me snacks and look away while I knock things over.'"
"I tried to teach my cat tricks, but she just taught me how to open cans faster."
"Cats: because who needs a boyfriend when you have a furry critic who demands cuddles on their terms?"
"My cat doesn't love me for my personality; she loves me for my ability to operate the can opener."
"A house is just a place, but with a cat, it's a comedy show that never ends."
happy cat quotes
A happy cat's purr is the sound of pure joy.
Happiness is a cat basking in the sun with a contented stretch.
In the eyes of a happy cat, every moment is an adventure.
A cat's playful leap is the essence of feline bliss.
The warmth of a happy cat curled in your lap brings endless smiles.
Nothing compares to the delight of a cat chasing its tail in glee.
cute cat quotes
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A kitten is the delight of a household.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats leave paw prints on your heart.
You can’t own a cat; they own you.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything.
Cats are angels with fur.
Happiness is a warm kitten.