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我穿越過神秘的沙漠
I have crossed the mystic desert
撕爛窮人心中的圖畫
to snap pictures of the poor
我請他們吃早午飯
I've invited them to brunch
讓他們來我家打地鋪
Let them crash out on my floor
我的血液裡頓時充滿了陽光
There's sunshine in my veins
儘管廚房裡蒼蠅滿天
My kitchen's filled with flies
就算嘶吼也是徒勞
I'm crying out in vain
就像一個非洲小孩
Like a little African child
就在我體內
Trapped in me
一個非洲小孩困在我體內
There's a little African child trapped in me
那些躺在豪車上吹簫的時刻
All of these blowjobs in limousines
對於我體內的非洲小孩來說
Why do they matter, what do they mean
這些又算什麼 有何意義
To the little African child trapped in me?
每日要聞
這是佐伊·薩爾曼從片場發回的報導
This is Zoe Salmon, and I'm on the set
這裡是國際搖滾巨星奧多斯·斯諾的最新MV
of international rock star Aldous Snow's
《非洲兒童》的拍攝現場
new music video, African Child.
現在收看的是每日要聞
I was watching the news one day
我現在看到了一個新聞
and I saw footage about, well,
嬰兒悲哀樂隊的主唱 奧多斯·斯諾
講的是發生在達爾富爾的戰爭
a war in I think it was Darfur
也可能是辛巴威或是盧安達
or Zimbabwe or Rwanda, one of them.
我只是一直在想 這樣是不對的
And I just thought, "This isn't right, is it?"
我於是乎打電話問了許多朋友
And I made some phone calls.
這 這的確是錯的
It turns out, it isn't.
這就是奧多斯的女友 他們有個兒子內波斯
Aldous' longtime girlfriend and mother of their son, Naples
著名的模特歌星傑姬Q
model pop star Jackie Q.
他真的很有熱情
He's really passionate.
國際巨星 Jackey Q
他從未來過非洲
He's never been to Africa,
卻對這片土地滿懷熱忱
but he's really passionate about it.
就像他真的去了那裡似的
And about, like, potentially going there.
他們給我穿上這套服裝的時候 我說
When they were putting together this costume, I said,
想像一下
"Lmagine an African,
一個外太空非洲白人基督
white Christ from space."
這就是他來時的樣子
And this is what they came back with,
一個非洲白人外太空基督
an African, white space Christ.
這多麼
That's how it...
你懂的 只是個概念而已
Well, that's just the concept, you know.
當然 我不是說
Obviously, I'm not saying
我就是那個非洲外太空白人基督
I'm an African, white space Christ.
這就太 不是對我自己而言
That would be... That's not for me to say.
而是對其他人而言
That's for other people...
可能他們認為我就是
That's for other people to say if they think I'm...
可能他們認為我長的像耶穌呢
They think I'm like Jesus.
騎我 進入我 超級緊
Ride me inside me supertight
像爆炸般讓房屋天塌地陷
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
騎我 進入我 超級緊
Ride me inside me supertight
像爆炸般讓房屋天塌地陷
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
騎我 進入我 超級緊
Ride me inside me supertight
像爆炸般讓房屋天塌地陷
Boom boom Shake the room like it's dynamite
傑姬 你已經擁有了多首榜首金曲
Jackie, you've had multiple hit singles,
現在模特事業又如日中天
an amazing modeling career,
還擁有自己的香水品牌
and your very own perfume line.
那你的事業和家庭是如何平衡的呢
How do you find balance with your family life?
內波斯是我的寶貝
Naples is a darling.
好棒啊
Really cool!
他真的很可愛
He's so gorgeous.
奧多是最好的爸爸
And Aldy's the best father.
你最愛奧多斯的是哪一點
What do you love most about Aldous?
我愛他的活力和事無巨細
I just love his energy and insight.
他呼喚我名字的那種感覺 還有
The way he says my name and...
傑姬
Jackie.
噢 不要嘛
Oh, don't.
你馬上就要推出巨製唱片 《非洲兒童》
You have a huge album coming out right now, African Child.
我們每個人都很期待 你自己也是吧
Everyone is so excited about it. You must be, too.
當人們回顧音樂歷史的時候
When people look back at musical history,
他們會說《非洲兒童》
they'll say,
和佩珀軍士[披頭四專輯]一樣經典
"Sergeant Pepper, African Child."
他們肯定會這麼說
That's what they'll probably say.
就在我體內
Trapped in me
歌曲《非洲兒童》是自種族隔離政策以來
非洲最大的悲劇
當紅熱歌榜前200
《非洲兒童》 排名第54
傑姬, 奧多斯 歡迎來到娛樂夜未眠
Jackie, Aldous, welcome back to Showbiz Tonight.
很高興見到你們
Great to see you!
回應批評 《非洲兒童》被評為最差歌曲
奧多斯目前你是怎麼想的呢
How are things going, Aldous?
那些都是捕風捉影 布魯克 不瞞你說
Fantastically. To tell you the truth, Brooke.
我開心的是根本不用去想
I'm happy in a way
我應該怎麼做
I didn't think was truly possible for me.
太棒了 傑姬 你呢
Great. And you, Jackie?
我是有點厭煩了
I'm actually a bit bored, you know.
我們在一起七年了 一直都很低調
We've been sober now seven years together.
對我來說 真的是一個很大的變化
And it's been a real adjustment for me,
挽救名聲 奧多斯首談《非洲兒童》的失敗
一種不同的生活方式
you know, the difference in lifestyle.
你也知道 他整日埋頭工作
You know, he works out all day
他身體所有部分都非常僵硬
getting every part of his body really hard.
除了某個部分一直硬不起來
Except one part's missing,
你懂嗎 就一個部分
you know? One part.
我覺得所謂完整是
I think that through all that...
傑姬 你今天喝醉了吧
Jackie. Have you been drinking today?
我他媽的確實喝了點 就幾杯
I've had a few fucking drinks, yeah. Just a few drinks.
-恩 -但是 不管怎樣
-Yeah. - But that... You know, whatever.
那就逮捕我吧 我真的很無聊
You know, arrest me. But it's really boring.
傑姬. 傑姬.
Jackie. Jackie.
過去的奧多斯會用盡辦法滿足我
The old Aldous would have, you know, had his way with you.
會背抵著小椅子與我纏綿
Would've bent you over that pretty little chair
濃情似火
and had his way.
但是現在我們的想法背道而馳
And now we'd be having a three-way.
等會我們一起去喝杯白蘭地
You'd be coming over for a cognac later,
再詳細跟你說這些 親愛的
I'll tell you that, sweetie.
但那些再也沒有發生過了
But that's not happening anymore.
你想讓我繼續酗酒嗎
Do you want me to start drinking again?
那就是你想要的嗎
Is that what you'd like?
你想回到那種生活嗎
Do you want to return to that?
也許你那樣才好呢
Maybe you should.
那我現在就去狂操她
I'll do lines off her forehead
然後用她的腦門當桌子來吸毒
while I'm in her up to my nuts.
-如果這就你想要的 -我只是說說
- If that's what you want. - I'm just saying.
各位觀眾 傑克·丹尼爾正式登場
Tell you what, time to invest in Jack Daniel's,
因為奧多斯·斯諾已經過氣了
'cause Aldous Snow is off the wagon.
離婚風波再起
巨星斯諾的隕落
清晨五點半就開始喝酒
Drinking gin at half past 5:00
品客與奧多斯在一起了?
與狡黠的妓女們調情
Chatting up the bird with the dodgy eye
射到她慘白的大腿上
I vomit Jager on her pasty thighs
品客與奧多斯共譜戀曲?
在她姘頭來之前 放肆奔跑吧
Do a runner when her fella arrives
傑姬Q獲得孩子的監護權
傑姬Q單曲囊括五國榜首
扔掉藥片 脫下我堅硬的外殼
Drop the pills, I'm off me crust
德瑞克·基特接住傑姬Q棒球
與老友相聚 我馬上就來
Meet the lads, I'm coming up
歐文·威爾遜與傑姬Q共度良宵
此行為不檢歌手本周末作客MTV新聞
The misbehaving singer appeared on MTV News this weekend
講述不為人知的內幕
to leak some exciting info.
去做愛吧 去做愛吧
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked
就在這城市裡做愛
Let's get fucked up on the town
奧多斯·斯諾大鬧MTV頒獎晚會
去做愛吧 去做愛吧
Let's get fucked, let's get fucked
傑姬與德普發表愛的宣言
奧多斯·斯諾的父親
Aldous Snow's father
就在這城市裡做愛
Let's get fucked up on the town
暨前經紀人喬納森·斯諾
and former manager, Jonathan Snow,
將用自己的書為你講述真相
has written a tell-all book.
奧多斯事業剛起步的那兩年是我在管