不管是職場新鮮人還是職場老油條，總會碰到幾個無法解釋的事情?下面，英語老師劉滄龍為大家盤點了10大職場「怪」現象。
•Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
任何事都能歸為「雜事」。
•There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
永遠沒有足夠的時間在第一次就把事情做好，但永遠有足夠的時間把事情再做一遍。
•If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
如果不是緊急到最後限期，什麼事情都做不了。
•The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
公司名稱越做作，公司規模越小。
•The longer the title, the less important the job.
職位名稱越長，工作內容越無關要緊。
•At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
職場中，一個人的權威性跟他身上所帶的鋼筆數量成反比。
•No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
沒有人會在星期三生病。
•Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
壞掉的機器總會在修理人員在場的時候順利地運作起來。
•All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
所有假期都會產生或多或少的問題，除非假期是一人獨享。
•Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
成功只是運氣好，問問失敗就知道。
(責編：胡佳)