[Post-Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (9-3) defeat the Houston Rockets (3-6) 117-100, led by 26 from LeBron!
【賽後帖】洛杉磯湖人（9勝3負）今日在客場以117-100再勝休斯頓火箭（3勝6負）。
詹姆斯26分8板5助、濃眉19分10板2助5帽、小加5分4板5助2斷2帽、波普14分3板3斷、施洛德14分3板3助、庫茲馬11分11板、哈雷爾14分4板2帽；伍德18分8板、沃爾10分5助2斷、哈登16分7板6助、泰特9分3板、戈登13分2助、考辛斯13分10板3助2斷、麥克勒莫11分3板。
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[–]Lakers foulbowels 129 指標 2小時前
Obligatory "wasn't as close as scoreline makes it seem".
Weird ass game tbh, missed dunks and layups, turnovers galore, refs calling phantom fouls on errrrbody.
And Lebron still coasting to elite statlines wth.
湖人球迷：又是一場日常的「雙方實際差距比最終分差大」。
說真的，這比賽詭異得一匹，各種扣飛和籃下吐餅，大把的失誤，還有各種幽靈哨。
並且老詹還是劃出了一場好看的數據。
[–]Lakers oopseedoopseewee 41 指標 2小時前
Man how many missed dunks were there lol
Good W though
湖人球迷：今天到底有多少次扣飛啊，哈哈哈哈
不過我湖贏得很穩。
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 11 指標 2小時前
I counted 5, but it could've been more
王治郅球迷：我數了有五個，不過可能更多。
[–]Lakers Human_mind 4 指標 1小時前
Plus the few blown layups. I'd like to know if that was as many as ever in one game. I thought I was watching a rec league game there at times.
湖人球迷：還有好幾次上籃打鐵。我都懷疑這是不是單場籃下鐵最多的一場。我一度感覺自己在看一場業餘賽事。
[–]Lakers prodigymix 6 指標 2小時前
First half was solid basketball, kept turnovers down and had solid ball movement and got some steals and fast breaks.
Second half was a hot pile of garbage on skid row.
湖人球迷：上半場我湖還是打得蠻好的，控制了失誤，轉移球也很到位，還有些搶斷和快攻。
下半場簡直是貧民窟的垃圾堆。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Crippledforlife42 3 指標 2小時前
Can we always play Houston. I quite like it when we play them
湖人球迷：咱能一直打休斯頓嗎？我倒挺喜歡打他們的。
[–]Lakers Heor326 117 指標 2小時前
Lebron is fucking ridiculous
湖人球迷：特麼詹姆斯簡直強得離譜。
[–]Lakers thereturnofjagger 51 指標 1小時前
An above average basketball player for certain
湖人球迷：肯定是個平均線之上的球員。
[–]unjollyjollybean 25 指標 1小時前
All star potential if he keeps at it.
找這麼打，他很可能進全明星==
[–]Strict-Gur2623 16 指標 1小時前
Having a quiet MVP season.
悄摸地打出了個MVP賽季啊
[–]Grand Floridian royal_10_N-bombs 6 指標 1小時前
LeBron could be the greatest role player of all time if he wanted to
只要老詹願意，他可以成為史上最強角色球員
[–]NBA PhantomBear_626 108 指標 2小時前
The game can basically be summed up by that Bron no look 3. Just the Lakers toying around with the Rockets
本場比賽的縮影基本就是老詹那個裝逼三分。簡直就是湖人在逗火箭玩兒。
[–]Champion godFlow 68 指標 2小時前
No one cared after 7 minutes into the 2nd. Shit was over
第二節打了7分鐘就沒人好好打了，比賽那會兒就結束了
[–]Mavericks LoveMavs1031 24 指標 2小時前
Literally 3 quarters of garbage time
獨行俠球迷：其實是三節的垃圾時間
[–]Lakers foulbowels 21 指標 2小時前
Might've been sooner than that honestly felt so one-sided the entire time
混球迷：也許比這還早，其實我感覺整場比賽都是一邊倒。
[–]dadoaesopthefifth 291 指標 2小時前
There is nothing that will drive me more crazy than losing to FREAKING AVERAGE PLAYERS, which is what LeBron James is
最讓我抓狂的就是輸給特麼一幫「平平無奇的」球員，詹姆斯就是這種(¬◡¬)
[–]Lakers ThatOneGuyy310 11 指標 2小時前
What’s not driving me crazy is how a championship team beat the crap out of an average team
湖人球迷：看著一支冠軍球隊把一支平平無奇的球隊虐出翔，我很淡定。
[–]Lakers russketeer34 64 指標 2小時前
I love that the Lakers completely destroyed the Rockets franchise and what they've been trying to do for the past few years with that playoff series. Lakers paying Houston back for atrocities committed against Los Angeles.
湖人球迷：就喜歡看我湖徹底碾壓火箭，還有我湖這兩三年對火箭的各種還擊，包括那輪系列賽。我湖以前在火箭那兒老遭罪了，這會兒正往回還呢
[–][NBA] Wendell Carter Jrpinoymilk 於 4小時前 發表887& 13 more
[Highlight] Lakers bench having some fun as LeBron relocates then knocks down the 3!
本場高光：詹姆斯轉身裝逼三分落袋之後，湖人板凳席集體狂歡！
[–]Lakers LittleFart 184 指標 4小時前
The disrespect!!!
湖人球迷：不尊重對手！！！(¬◡¬)
[–]Lakers EBDoo 113 指標 4小時前
My man stood there for three full seconds before running back lmao
湖人球迷：我詹整整站了三秒才往回跑，哈哈哈哈
[–]Knicks mr_feenys_car 27 指標 3小時前
Yeah but a few years ago he would stand there for the entire possession after a shot.
Regression.
尼克斯球迷：是啊，可要是放在幾年前，他出手之後可以站完一整個回合。
退步了
[–]mediocredolphin 1253 指標 4小時前
wow Bron really feeling himself. That's probably one of the riskiest moves of his career in terms of potential to get memed on lmao
老詹還真是打嗨了。這也許算是他職業生涯最大膽的操作之一了，畢竟是很有可能上五大囧的，哈哈哈哈
[–]KnickedUp 622 指標 3小時前
You know when the three is pure
三分彈道很正的時候你就知道這球有了
[–]Lakers BerriesNCreme 53 指標 2小時前
Nick young has entered the chat
湖人球迷：尼克-楊進入了群聊
[–]Zion-Fat_Luka-FATTER 90 指標 2小時前
Kemba Walker says hello
沃克來問好。
[–]Raptors EchoBay 137 指標 3小時前
I can only imagine Skip Bayless tomorrow if he missed it. "Michael Jeffrey Jordan would NEVER miss that shot! Lebron James is officially OUT of the GOAT conversation, I don't want to hear it anymore!"
猛龍球迷：老詹那球要是沒裝成，那我能想像明天的Skip Bayless會這麼說：「喬丹這種球絕對不會打鐵！詹姆斯正式淡出史上最佳的討論範圍，別再跟我說這個了！」
[–]Raptors EchoBay 7 指標 3小時前
Yo, this mad disrespectful! We saw some rough shit in those LeBronto Playoff days against us, but this is on another level lmao. What did the Rockets do to make him stunt on them so hard?
猛龍球迷：呵，這也太瞧不起人了！咱龍蜜早些年在季後賽裡也是見過那些勒倫多硬核操作的，不過老詹這下完全是突破了，哈哈哈哈。居然讓老詹都耍起來了，火箭到底是幹啥了？
[–][BOS] Shaquille O'Neal gda19 761 指標 4小時前*
I don't think the rockets can recover from this. They are taking this clowning and showing no fight
凱爾特人球迷：我覺得火箭是過不去這個坎兒了。他們被羞辱也毫無鬥志地躺平。
[–]Lakers Significant_Night_65 270 指標 4小時前
Feritta has to sell the team and go into exile after this
湖人球迷：費爾蒂塔可以賣掉球隊自我放逐了。
[–]Rockets slide_rules_ 141 指標 4小時前
I』d love that
火箭球迷：我巴不得。
[–]Lakers Coffeeandsoda 23 指標 4小時前
Rockets would rise up if Fertitta leaves. He’s their curse right now
湖人球迷：要是費爾蒂塔走了那火箭就起飛了，他才是火箭眼下的癥結所在。
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[–]Heat Giannis1995 22 指標 2小時前
The Lakers just got a professional win. That's how champions preserve themselves.
熱火球迷：湖人今天贏得很職業，這才是冠軍球隊蓄力的方式。
[–]Lakers adonisgawd 207 指標 2小時前
Man games against the rockets are usually fun since the banter with rockets fans is always spicy but these two games it was just boring and not fun.
Harden looks checked out and demoralized.
湖人球迷：天吶，想當初我湖和火箭的比賽向來都很有意思，因為咱湖蜜和火蜜的嘴炮總是很得勁兒，可這兩場太無聊了，沒勁吶。
感覺哈登就是晃點而且意志消沉。
[–][LAL] Stu Lantz CutLonzosHair2017 4 指標 1小時前
also fat
湖人球迷：還胖。
[–][LAL] Sasha Vujačić PairedFoot08 103 指標 2小時前
Rockets fans also definitely lost a lot of their spirit, they don't even try to defend Harden anymore (don't blame them)
湖人球迷：火蜜也絕對是丟了魂的，他們現在甚至都不再替哈登說話了（不怪他們）。
[–]Supersonics Zeech360 2 指標 1小時前
I rarely see Rockets fans period
超音速球迷：有些日子沒怎麼見著火蜜了。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram MasterOberon 4 指標 1小時前
They were nonexistent in the game thread. The other day they were there complaining about the officiating the entire time but this time they just said fuck it and stayed home
湖人球迷：直播貼裡也沒見著火蜜。前天那場他們還全程噴裁判，可今天他們也就是爆個粗不出來了。
[–]Rockets Frostbrine 66 指標 2小時前
Nah Harden’s still top 5
火箭球迷：不，哈登依然是聯盟前五。
[–][LAL] Sasha Vujačić PairedFoot08 59 指標 2小時前
Loyalty
湖人球迷：忠心護主！
[–]Rockets Frostbrine 33 指標 2小時前
I try
火箭球迷：盡力而為
[–]ADavid Johnson 4 指標 44 分鐘前
And to be fair to Harden, nobody wants to be working for Tilman Fertitta if they can avoid it.
給哈登說句公道話哈，要是有得選，沒人願意給費爾蒂塔打球的。
[–]Lakers lalo1398 9 指標 1小時前
I mean no doubt, even when we were up big I was worried every time he』d score he would turn it up. Just hard to do when there’s no interest from him
湖人球迷：哈登肯定是前五實力的，哪怕我湖領先很多的時候，只要他得分我就會擔心他爆發。可一旦他心不在焉的時候，那就難以回天了。
[–]Lakers NotUpForDebate11 3 指標 59 分鐘前
I mean the bigger issue is other than wall and wood the rest of the team is just complete ass. Eric gordon is useless now and the rest of those guys are just g leaguers
湖人球迷：火箭更大的問題在於， 除了沃爾和伍德，其他人都菜的要死。戈登現在也沒用了，其他人也就是個發展聯盟水平。
[–]Lakers arosile 20 指標 2小時前
Harden looks like he gave up no interest at all
湖人球迷：感覺哈登就是一點打球的心思都沒得。
[–]Rockets wgel1000 51 指標 2小時前
He's a big part of the problem.
火箭球迷：我火目前的問題主要是他。
[–]can_wien07 29 指標 2小時前
he is the problem. Destroyed the team chemistry
沒錯，他摧毀了球隊的化學反應。
[–]Lakers percbandit 41 指標 2小時前
I mean even then, their defense is so abysmal that it’s preventing them from being a playoff squad.
湖人球迷：即便是這麼回事，可火箭這防守也太爛了吧，這算哪門子的季後賽陣容啊
[–]can_wien07 4 指標 1小時前
and when your best player doesnt give a fuck about defense or anything dont expect anyone else too. The rockets have ALOT of solid players. The warriors team has a far worse roster.
當你的大當家不在乎防守時，你就甭指望其他人會好好防了。火箭其實不乏好手，他們的陣容比勇士好得多。
[–]Rockets SuperYusri500 257 指標 2小時前
I hate this team.
火箭球迷：我討厭這支火箭。
[–]Rockets timmysp 3 指標 2小時前
What team? You mean the 5 guys running around the court in rocket's jerseys doing absolutely nothing?
火箭球迷：哪支球隊？你是說場上5個穿著我火球衣瞎跑啥也沒幹的人嗎？
[–]Lakers Coffeeandsoda 128 指標 2小時前
They seem so out of sync.
湖人球迷：貌似火箭全隊都不在一個步調上。
[–][LAL] Rick Fox melperz 39 指標 1小時前
Atnleast they're showing up to play
湖人球迷：至少人家還願意上場。
[–]Lakers thelaziest998 23 指標 1小時前
Yeah the same way I show up to work everyday. Sure I’m physically there and I technically do what is asked, that doesn’t mean I’m not sandbagging it and would rather be elsewhere.
湖人球迷：是啊，我每天去上班也是這個狀態。沒錯，我的肉體在公司，有任務我也會照做，可這並不意味著我不是在做做樣子，其實我更想待在別的地方。
[–]Lakers 00DPark_ 57 指標 2小時前
It’s not even the Rockets fault. The Lakers figured out their offense. They were blowing up the PNR then rotating to steal the kickout three. There’s not much Houston could』ve done without making major adjustments offensively.
湖人球迷：今天的失利甚至都不是火箭的錯。怪我湖防守太猛。火箭的擋拆各種被拆穿，突分找外線也被識破。休斯頓如果不在進攻端做出重大調整的話，那也成不了氣候。
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[–]Rockets VenmoMeFiveBucks 22 指標 2小時前
How's everybody's night been so far?
火箭球迷：大傢伙兒今晚過得咋樣啊？
[–]Lakers ThatOneGuyy310 15 指標 2小時前
REALLY good
湖人球迷：還真挺好
[–]Raptors NotWD 19 指標 2小時前
16 points on 5-16? The fuck was Harden doing?
猛龍球迷：16中5就拿16分？哈登這特麼搞啥啊？
[–]Kings ak3331 4 指標 1小時前
Harden's postgame interview said everything. He's done. He's clearly done giving a shit about his body too.
國王球迷：哈登的賽後採訪說明了一切。他攤牌了。而且他現在顯然對自己的體型也是不在意的。
[–]Gran Destino horseshoeoverlook 於 1小時前 * 發表
James Harden says Rockets are "just not good enough ... I love this city. I literally have done everything that I can. I mean, this situation is crazy. It’s something that I don’t think can be fixed."
哈登說火箭「就是不夠好……我愛休斯頓。我確實已經盡力了。現在的情況很荒唐，我覺得這是無法被修復的。」
[–]76ers philly26715 312 指標 1小時前
And here. We. Go.
76人球迷：來！啦！
[–]NBA EarthWarping 10 指標 2小時前
The Harden/Simmons trade seems like it should happen
貌似哈登換西蒙斯的交易可以操作了
[–][BOS] Kevin Garnett celtics090 6 指標 2小時前
It's over Houston. Trade Harden.
凱爾特人球迷：休斯頓，都結束了。趕緊賣了哈登吧
[–]Rockets slide_rules_ 6 指標 2小時前
Good think OKC is gonna have our pick haha kill me
火箭球迷：好在雷霆會拿走我火的選秀籤== 呵呵，殺了我吧
[–][SAS] Devin Vassell desubeast 375 指標 1小時前
People will shit on him but imo this is better than him claiming they can be good when he clearly wants out.
馬刺球迷：很多人會因為哈登這番話開噴，可我覺得這樣挺好的，明明他就是想走，總不能指望他說球隊會沒事吧。
[–]Jay New2K 126 指標 1小時前
Always have to credit honesty
坦誠向來是值得讚賞的。
[–]Pelicans 16ringsupinmycocina 141 指標 1小時前
Fanbases wanted honesty from their superstars and Harden is giving it out lmao
鵜鶘球迷：隊粉們總是希望自家的超巨能坦誠相待，這次哈登算是讓他們求仁得仁了，哈哈哈哈
[–]Grand RapidsCreative 17 指標 42 分鐘前
Better than Kyrie at least.
至少比歐文強。
[–]Heat jbenson255 27 指標 1小時前
It really puts an end to the rockets fans who were grasping at hopes that he would want to stay with that roster
熱火球迷：哈登這話等於是徹底了斷了火蜜們最後一絲對哈登留隊的幻想。
[–]Rockets LightSkinDarylMorey 24 指標 1小時前
Facts. At least we can move forward if anything.
Time for a new page
火箭球迷：沒錯，至少我們能向前看了。
也是時候翻篇了。
[–]Back In2019 175 指標 1小時前
Maybe Kyrie heard that the Nets are trying to trade him for Harden, so he's completely tanking his own value to sabotage it.
也許歐文就是在得知籃網在努力促成引進哈登，所以才會有之前的種種微操徹底抹殺自身價值，從而攪黃這筆交易。
[–]Lakers JoeBiden2020FTW 15 指標 1小時前
Harden's done nothing wrong, looks like people are finally realizing.
It was Tilman who burned the franchise to the ground. Harden is just trying to seek refuge.
湖人球迷：哈登就沒做錯啥，貌似大家總算是明白了。
讓火箭陷入窘境的人是費爾蒂塔，哈登只是在避難。
[–]Raptors realsomalipirate 14 指標 1小時前
Do we not remember him not showing up to camp and going out all night during a fucking pandemic?
猛龍球迷：難道他不去訓練營、特麼疫情期間徹夜未歸的操作，你們這麼快就忘了嗎？
[–]Mavericks quiteCryptic 31 指標 1小時前
I mean I give credit to being straight up and not secretive about it...
But from what I can tell it seems like he requested a lot of the shitty moves from the last few years to get the team to this state.
But I also have to sympathize about getting the new cheap owner too.
獨行俠球迷：哈登有啥說啥、不遮遮掩掩當然是值得肯定的……
可在我看來，貌似是他這些年要求的各種稀爛操作才導致火箭落到這般田地的吧。
不過呢，他遇到這個摳門的新老闆也是值得同情的。
[–]Corporal_Snorkel69 9 指標 1小時前
The real final nail in the coffin was going all in for microball though
不過壓垮駱駝的最後一根稻草就是梭哈「微球」。
[–]Timberwolves Wrightzlol 17 指標 1小時前
Harden blew up the cp3, capela rockets and he needs to take onus for that. That team was a legitimate championship caliber roster. Cp3, Gordon, tucker, Capela, Harden. Stacked team that choked at the finish line.
森林狼球迷：是哈登摧毀了那支擁有保羅和卡佩拉的火箭，他得為此擔責。那支火箭還真是具備冠軍實力的，保羅、戈登、塔克、卡佩拉、哈登，兵強馬壯的陣容，只可惜倒在了終點線。
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[–]Rockets sd1414 83 指標 2小時前
Lakers supporting cast being good might actually cost LeBron the MVP this season since he doesn't have to play anything close to a full game even though he's dominating during his minutes.
火箭球迷：湖人如此優秀的輔助陣容或許會斷送老詹本賽季的MVP，雖說他出場的時候依然能統治全場，但他現在壓根就不必打滿整場。
[–]aj2704 12 指標 2小時前
That actually might be true. Lakers were up 30, while LeBron only had 23 points? Like man, when has that ever happen before.
還真有這個可能。老詹才得23分湖人就領先30分了？這放以前壓根就不存在的吧
[–]Lakers MMDroxy 170 指標 4小時前
He's not even trying right now...
湖人球迷：他現在甚至都沒發力……
[–]blazinit430 23 指標 3小時前
Gonna be pretty scary once he stops this load management business
等到他不必顧及負荷管理了，那才是相當可怕。
[–]Rockets sd1414 12 指標 2小時前
Yeah, his line looks like an average game until you realize he put up a line that I think was 22/5/4 in just the first half.
火箭球迷：是啊，他的數據看起來平平無奇，可其實他上半場就已經22+5+4了。
[–]Lakers Leify1989 79 指標 2小時前
If he didn't win it last year, he won't win it this year
湖人球迷：既然老詹上賽季沒拿MVP，那這個賽季也是拿不到的。
[–]Mavericks k2abal 11 指標 1小時前
Giannis put up better stats with a better record last year. The choice was easy. If they have the best record (which they most likely will) and noone is putting up way better stats than him I think he will win it
獨行俠球迷：上賽季確實是字母哥數據更好且球隊戰績更強。投票人選擇很簡單。如果湖人本賽季拿下最佳戰績，且詹姆斯數據最好看的話，那我覺得MVP就是他的。
[–]Rockets sd1414 25 指標 2小時前
He made his push too late in the season. I thought he had a slight chance after those 2 games against the Clippers and Bucks, but doubt it would have mattered. MVP is about narratives and seems that most voters had made up their mind.
This season you can tell there's an opening for him to be an early frontrunner. Embiid is making a strong case in Philly too though.
火箭球迷：老詹上賽季常規賽發力太晚了。打完快船和雄鹿的那兩場我才覺得他有一丟丟拿MVP的希望，可我覺得那會兒已經不重要了。MVP重點在於群眾呼聲，貌似當時大部分投票人已心有所屬。
本賽季大家就知道，他早早就打出了MVP領跑者的表現。不過恩比德在費城的表現力也很強。
[–][SEA] Jerome James DG_Now 14 指標 1小時前
It was so dumb. The media ordained Giannis with 4 months to go. And Giannis didn't get Barack Obama on the phone; LeBron did that. If that's not Most Valuable, what is?
超音速球迷：去年MVP選得太蠢了。媒體提前四個月就把MVP頒給字母哥了。歐巴馬都沒給他打電話呢，可是給老詹打了。如果這都不是最有價值，那啥是？
[–]Rockets sd1414 5 指標 1小時前
Happens all the time in the MVP race. Media needs something to talk about in the middle of the season, so the conversations start to happen early. If you don't make your case early, you're most likely toast.
火箭球迷：MVP競爭向來都是這個套路。媒體們在賽季中期總得有話題吧，所以他們得早早開始造勢。如果你不早點拿出有說服力的表現，那就很可能陪跑。
[–][CLE] LeBron James Zachkah 4 指標 1小時前
He has a better chance this year. Giannis fatigue, Luka underperforming, Jokic is in the mix but his team sucks, KD is in the mix but he doesn't have the all around impact that Lebron does, who else is in the convo? CP3 if the Suns outperform expectations and he has solid numbers? I doubt it but it's possible. Curry if the Warriors outperform? Possible. Other than that, who's in the mix?
騎士球迷：老詹本賽季拿MVP的機會更大。字母哥讓大家審美疲勞，東契奇表現差強人意，約基奇很猛但球隊菜雞，杜蘭特也有份，但是他的整體影響力不如老詹，還有誰呢？如果太陽異軍突起且保羅數據亮眼的話，那他有希望？我不覺得，但可能性是有的。要是勇士打出驚喜庫裡有希望？可能吧。除此之外，還有誰？
[–]Lakers georgesmileyslighter [分數隱藏] 46 分鐘前
I think so too. It seems like Embiid is the other 「main」 MVP candidate, but if Lakers get the top overall seed, I think it goes to LeBron. It’s pretty much a 「Life Achievement Award」 if he wins it—the narrative is too good. I see people thinking Curry has a chance, but the Warriors might not finish with a good record.
湖人球迷：我也這麼想的。貌似另一個重要的MVP候選人是恩比德。可如果我湖拿下聯盟第一的戰績，我覺得那就是老詹的了。如果他拿了，那幾乎就算是個「終生成就獎」。你要說庫裡有希望我也能理解，可是勇士或許不能拿到一個不錯的排名。
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