[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Lakers (10-3) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (5-6), 128 - 99.
【賽後帖】洛杉磯湖人（10勝3負）今日以128-99擊敗俄克拉荷馬雷霆（5勝6負）。
詹姆斯26分6板7助、濃眉18分7板、庫茲馬7分6板2助、波普10分3板、施洛德14分5板5助、哈雷爾21分6板、大莫裡斯11分7板2助；亞歷山大17分2板、希爾10分2板2助2斷、多特9分、羅比11分9板4助、馬勒登7分4助、波庫舍夫斯基10分4板2助3帽。
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[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 50 指標 1小時前
This game was 90% garbage time.
湖人球迷：這場比賽90%的時間都是垃圾時間。
[–]Lakers zuuu34 157 指標 5小時前
10% was SGA showing his elite basketball skills
湖人球迷：剩下10%是亞歷山大展示頂級騷操作的時間。
[–]Minneapolis Lakers Pardonme23 30 指標 5小時前
Its games like this that make me want more Harden and Kyrie stories
湖人球迷：這種比賽甚至讓我想多看點哈登和歐文的趣事。
[–]Lakers Billal182 59 指標 1小時前
Whole lotta garbage time
湖人球迷：幾乎全場都是垃圾時間。
[–]Lakers adonisgawd 19 指標 1小時前
Whole week has been Garbage time for the lakers
Lakers play Golden State and Milwaukee next week so that should be fun.
湖人球迷：這整個星期的比賽對我湖來說都是垃圾時間。
下周就得打勇士和雄鹿了，那就有得看咯。
[–]NBA mikesituation45 49 指標 1小時前
Lakers games are getting boring, as a compliment to the Lakers.
湖人的比賽正在變得無聊，這是對湖人的褒獎==
[–]Lakers thedonjefron69 10 指標 55 分鐘前
I figured out last night I’m gonna have to tune in for tip off if I want to see some action. I』ve turned on the last couple at the half and was bored
湖人球迷：昨晚我才意識到，要想看點我湖正經打的內容，那得從跳球開始。半場最後那幾個回合我看了，乏味得很。
[–]Lakers SacreFor3 13 指標 46 分鐘前
I'm loving these smackdowns. I haven't been this relaxed multiple nights in a row like this since the 2001 Lakers lol. I'll take this over stressful games or the 7 years of infamy.
湖人球迷：我就喜歡看這種血虐。自打2001年之後，這還是我首次連續幾場看我湖比賽有這麼輕鬆愜意的體驗。比起當初那7年的挨打，我更喜歡現在這種全場花。
[–]Lakers cheezylaker 17 指標 4小時前
Facts. I'll take this over what we endured in 2012-13 and 2018-19
湖人球迷：就是，現在這場面比12/13賽季和18/19賽季不爽多了嘛。
[–]Lakers NotUpForDebate11 5 指標 3小時前
even last year we had no real bench scoring so we never just coasted like the bucks did to easy 20+ point wins, now when bron and ad sit we hit them with like THT harrell kuzma and still can score on people while nursing a 20 point lead
湖人球迷：即便是在上賽季，我們當時壓根沒得板凳火力點，所以咱們從來都不能像動不動大勝對手20多分的雄鹿那樣划水。如今詹眉都下去歇著的時候，咱還有塔克、哈雷爾、庫茲馬可以得分，20多分的優勢也保得住。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 34 指標 1小時前
Best team in the league.
湖人球迷：這就是聯盟最強球隊。
[–]Lakers Heor326 13 指標 1小時前
Lakers really are blowing out teams while LeBron James and AD are coasting
湖人球迷：當詹姆斯和濃眉都在划水的時候，我湖確實能把對手打花。
[–]NBA EarthWarping 4 指標 57 分鐘前
Their season starts in March
你湖的新賽季三月份才開始。
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[–]Lakers Humpy123 於 55 分鐘前 發表
Lebron is yet again just short of a "LeBron" (27-7-7), putting up 26-6-7.
LeBron has a career average of 27 points, 7 rebounds and 7 assists, but has not ever posted those exact stats in a game. Tonight he came very close, only short a rebound and a point.
湖人球迷：詹姆斯再次離「詹姆斯」（27+7+7）咫尺天涯，只可惜他的數據是26+6+7.
老詹職業生涯場均27分7板7助，可他從未在哪場比賽裡打出過27+7+7的數據。今晚一度很接近，就差了那一個板和一分吶。
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball scatteam_djr 54 指標 55 分鐘前
he knows what he’s doing lol
湖人球迷：他知道自己在幹啥，哈哈哈
[–]Mavericks MEMES4DREAMS77 15 指標 52 分鐘前
Lmao exactly he’s fucking with us at this point
獨行俠球迷：哈哈哈哈，確實，他其實就是在逗我們玩兒。
[–]Mystic Knives 2 指標 50 分鐘前
Deliberately being a tease
故意調戲咱們呢
[–]RA1139 5 指標 56 分鐘前
You naughty naughty, you teasing me
這個老不正經的，居然調戲我==
[–]Lakers dawgoooooooo 10 指標 46 分鐘前
Dude is entering the LeDadjoke era, just gonna make random bets, fuck with stat anomalies and kinda chill out while dominating the fuck out of everyone, league better watch out.
湖人球迷：老漢已經步入了「老豆詹耍寶」的時代，就是隨便和人打賭，詭異數據瞎打就有，特麼統治全場的同時還有點平常心，聯盟可得當心咯。
[–]76ers Bara_Chat [分數隱藏] 21 分鐘前
For a couple of years now I've been thinking that at his last game as an NBA player, he'll get exactly 27-7-7 for the first and last time just for shits and giggles.
76人球迷：近些年我一直覺得，等到老詹生涯最後一場NBA的時候，他會準確無誤地拿到生涯第一個也是最後一個27+7+7的單場數據，就是為了圖個樂。
[–]Lakers AstrosCheated 26 指標 58 分鐘前
This is the year it happens, I can feel it in my urethra
湖人球迷：這個數據本賽季就會出現，我的前列腺有感覺了。
[–]Suns thechemistrychef 56 指標 1小時前
LeBron gonna accidentally coast to an MVP if Lakers stay dominant like this
太陽球迷：如果湖人繼續保持這種統治力，老詹真能不小心劃出個MVP。
[–]Lakers caughtinthought 36 指標 55 分鐘前
it's kinda nuts cause you get glimpses of him turning it on... like 3 threes in a row in the 2nd quarter, then he just goes back to hibernation
湖人球迷：是有點變態，因為你看他好好打也就那麼一會兒……比如第二節連著的三個三分，然後他就繼續趴窩了。
[–]Trash CarryPlayer [分數隱藏] 35 分鐘前
Last time I saw him play hard was game 5 finals.
上次看到老詹賣力打球還是總決賽G5。
[–]Dawnshot_ 3 指標 4小時前
It's amazing watching Bron play the past few games knowing he's setting out to win while using the least amount of energy possible but also maintaining his averages and his 10 point streak. I think he could have exited a few games earlier in the past stretch but stays in to get closer to his 27 point average. What other player could choose to play like this (having a very good + deep team is obviously a huge factor but still)
Also Trezz is such a monster in the paint, so good at finishing with contact under the rim
最近幾場看著老詹以最低的消耗帶隊贏球，同時還能延續高得分和上雙，感覺挺美妙的。我覺得他有那麼幾場比賽或許早就沒啥心思了，但是為了穩住27的均分還是留在場上。還有誰能像他這樣打球（雖說擁有一支很強很有深度的球隊，但少不得自身的強大實力）？
還有哈雷爾，他在內線真是個怪物，籃下對抗後的終結也很強。
[–]Lakers frozteh 3 指標 2小時前
Anyone notice Montrezl's defense has been much better that past few games? Obviously he's not a lockdown defender, but if he's not a complete liability like everyone had us believe that's a huge plus. Obviously we played against some downward trending or rebuilding teams, but still.
湖人球迷：有誰注意到哈雷爾最近這幾場的防守進步了好多嗎？很顯然，他不是防守大閘，可如果他不是之前大家所說的那種純粹的負累，那對我湖也是很有幫助的。雖說我湖最近碰到的都是些狀態不行和重建期的球隊，但也能說明一些問題。
[–]Wizards nova2006 2 指標 5小時前
THT 13 min? Injured?
奇才球迷：塔克就打了13分鐘？受傷了？
[–]Lakers thedonjefron69 5 指標 5小時前
Probably punishment for the missed dunks the other night
湖人球迷：或許是在為前晚各種扣飛受罰呢
[–]Lakers nitrousconsumed 5 指標 5小時前*
They need to reel him in. Dude gets too excited that tunnel vision sets in when driving. He's 20 so it's something that can be worked on, but better sooner then later.
湖人球迷：我湖是該敲打敲打他。這小孩兒有點飄了，突破起來就看不到隊友了。他才20歲，還能多加雕琢，不過這得宜早不宜遲。
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[–]Lakers Sandz_ 77 指標 1小時前
Weird takeaways:
Thunder are now 0-5 at home
Lakers are now 7-0 on the road
湖人球迷：奇怪的感受：
雷霆目前主場0勝5負；
我湖目前客場7勝0負。
[–]Lakers prodigymix 43 指標 1小時前
Best start to the season road record in franchise history.
湖人球迷：這是我湖隊史最佳客場開局。
[–]Lakers EvilNinjaX24 5 指標 46 分鐘前
It's a weird stat to me, considering the All-Time teams the Lakers have had.
湖人球迷：開賽客場7連勝就創造隊史紀錄了，我咋覺得怪怪的呢，畢竟咱們祖上那麼闊綽。
[–]Hawks ImgonnawaverwireAB 21 指標 55 分鐘前
How tf have the lakers never done that before
老鷹球迷：這特麼湖人以前咋就從未有過客場7連勝呢？
[–]Lakers SacreFor3 18 指標 48 分鐘前
Most of our best teams never gave a shit about it lol
湖人球迷：那些頂級湖人壓根就沒在乎過這個數據，哈哈哈
[–]capnchuc [分數隱藏] 42 分鐘前
And road games are a lot harder when there are crowds. This is going to be a strange home vs away season for every team.
現場有觀眾的時候，客場比賽比主場難打得多。本賽季對於每個隊來說，這種主客安排都挺奇怪的。
[–]Mavericks Drfuckthisshit 20 指標 1小時前
Wtf Is ad doing?
When kcp got fouled he went over there and was playing with this braids. When Schroeder got tangled with sga he was over there playing with Schroeders hair.
Ad hair fetish confirmed?
獨行俠球迷：戴維斯那是搞雞毛呢？
波普被犯規的時候，他走過去玩他的辮子；施洛德和亞歷山大扭作一團的時候，他又去玩施洛德的頭髮。
難道濃眉這是有戀毛癖？
[–]Lemonjello23 13 指標 51 分鐘前
You really think they came back from the bubble with no changes?
難道你真以為這幫球員在複賽園區待了那麼久，啥事也沒發生？(¬◡¬)
[–]Lakers godfrey1 [分數隱藏] 31 分鐘前
this is why LeBron didn't like being there for 3 months
湖人球迷：難怪老詹說不喜歡在那兒待三個月。
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[–]atlfirsttimer 9 指標 5小時前
How did this team win 5 games
這雷霆是怎麼贏了五場的？
[–]Lakers AfroSuede 9 指標 5小時前
They suck at tanking.
湖人球迷：他們不會擺爛。
[–]Thunder wallie71 71 指標 1小時前
Ahh so the tank finally starts now
雷霆球迷：啊哦，所以我雷的擺爛從今天正式開始。
[–]Lakers echoecho25 20 指標 56 分鐘前
I hope you guys get Cade, Mobley or Suggs.
湖人球迷：希望你們得到康寧漢姆、Evan Mobley或者Jalen Suggs。
[–]Thunder ShotClockCheeeese 126 指標 5小時前
I hope you win another chip and Kawhi leaves
雷霆球迷：那我希望你湖再拿一個冠軍，打走小卡。
[–]Lakers LuigiD23 46 指標 5小時前
Thanks man. I hope you get awesome picks from the flippers
湖人球迷：感謝老鐵，希望你雷從「翻船」那兒得到一些好籤！
[–]Thunder BBallHunter 249 指標 5小時前
Dort was 50% from 3. Nothing else mattered to me.
雷霆球迷：多特三分50%的命中率，我就關心這個。
[–][OKC] Lu Dort NHartline 15 指標 5小時前
Future 20 ppg scorer
雷霆球迷：以後就是個場均20的得分手。
[–]ElFuddLe 34 指標 5小時前
I've been saying for years that "bad shooters never become good shooters"and lu dort out here really looking like he sold his soul to the devil in the off-season for a three point shot
我這些年一直都認為「菜雞投手壓根就不會成為神射」，可這多特還真就像是在休賽期把自己的靈魂賣給魔鬼換來了三分投射。
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來源：Reddit
編譯：雲長刮個痧