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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. - Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. - James Herriot
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. - Ernest Hemingway
I love cats because I enjoy my home. - Jean Cocteau
Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
Meow means I love you. - Unknown
The love of a cat is a special gift. - Unknown
short inspirational cat quotes
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
The cat does not offer services; the cat offers itself.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
In every cat, there's a story of survival and grace.
Be as agile as a cat in the face of adversity.
Purr more, worry less.
Cats teach us to land on our feet.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
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"A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." – Hazel Nicholson
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." – Leonardo da Vinci
"A kitten is the delight of a household." – French Proverb
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"You're the cat's meow!" – Unknown
"Cats are like music; they soothe the soul." – Unknown
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." – Anonymous
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I'm not a cat lady, I'm a cat connoisseur.
Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back to you.
My cat's favorite game is "hide and seek," but she always wins.
Cats rule the world; we just pay the rent.
A cat will look at you like you owe them money.
If cats could talk, they'd probably just complain.
Why do cats sleep 20 hours a day? Because life's too purr-fect to rush.
Cats are the original ninjas—silent and deadly with a laser pointer.
I meant to clean the house, but my cat said nap time first.
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Cats rule, dogs drool.
I work hard so my cat can have a better life.
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
Who needs a therapist when you have a cat to judge you silently?
Cats are the original introverts.
My cat doesn't love me; she tolerates me for the food.
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They haven't forgotten this.