The Big Bang Theory theme
our whole universe was in a hot dense state,宇宙一度又燙又稠密
then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. wait...140億年前終於爆了炸等著瞧...
the earth began to cool,地球開始降溫
the autotrophs began to drool,自養生物來起鬨
neanderthals developed tools,穴居人發明工具
we built a wall (we built the pyramids),我們建長城(我們建金字塔)
math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,數學自然科學歷史揭開神秘
that all started with the big bang!一切由大爆炸開始
"since the dawn of man" is really not that long,其實人類歷史沒有多久
as every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短
a fraction of a second and the elements were made.元素在微秒間便形成了
the bipeds stood up straight,兩足動物直立行走
the dinosaurs all met their fate,恐龍都得認命了
they tried to leap but they were late 想要突變沒來得及
and they all died (they froze their asses off)就死光光了(pp都凍成了化石)
the oceans and pangea 大洋和泛古陸
see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya 拜拜才不想學你
set in motion by the same big bang!都是爆炸惹的禍
it all started with the big bang!一切從大爆炸開始
it's expanding ever outward but one day 宇宙向外膨脹但有一天
it will cause the stars to go the other way,星球會反方向運動
collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt 向內坍塌反正我們不在了不會覺得疼
our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!我們美好光輝的形象將引發一場更大的爆炸
australopithecus would really have been sick of us 南方古猿肯定不爽我們
debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪(我們現在捉電腦病毒了)
religion or astronomy, encarta, deuteronomy 宗教天文 百科舊約申命記
it all started with the big bang!一切從大爆炸開始
music and mythology, einstein and astrology 音樂神化愛因斯坦佔星術
it all started with the big bang!一切從大爆炸開始
it all started with the big bang!一切從大爆炸開始