Leonard: Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?
Leonard：所以你知道為什麼別人不想和你一起玩麼？
Sheldon: No, although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.
Sheldon：不知道，不過我學前班的時候確實思考過這個問題。
Leonard: Hey.
Leonard：嘿。
Penny: Hey.
Penny：嘿。
Zack: Hey.
Zack：嘿。
Leonard: Hey.
Leonard：嘿。
Penny: Hey, your copy of Science magazine was in my mailbox.
Penny：嘿，你的《科學》雜誌被寄到我的郵箱裡了。
Leonard: Oh thanks.
Leonard：哦，謝謝。
Zack: Check it out, all about planets this month.
Zack：快看，這一期有講星球的內容。
Leonard: That's an atom.
Leonard：這是顆原子。
Zack: Agree to disagree. That's what I love about science, there's no one right answer.
Zack：各抒己見嘛。我就是我為什麼喜歡科學的原因，因為沒有正確答案。
Leonard: So, you and Zack again huh?
Leonard：所以……你和Zack又在一起了嗎？
Penny: Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.
Penny：對，我們又在一起了。
Zack: Were we here earlier?
Zack：我們之前來過嗎？
Penny: Ok, we should, we should go.
Penny：好吧，我們，我們該走了。
Zack: Ah, not yet, I want to talk science with the science dudes.
Zack：啊不，別著急，我還想和這幫搞科學的小夥子們聊聊天呢。
Howard: Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about, rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver?
Howard：哦，我們這幫科學小子也想和你聊聊天。你想聊點啥呢？巖石，恐龍，還是我們的海狸朋友呢？
Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life.
Zack：我之前在探索頻道上看到過一個很妙的事情，如果你殺死一隻海星，它會復活。
Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
Sheldon：你確定這個海星沒有穿著拳擊短褲嗎？也許你看的是尼克頻道（兒童頻道）。
Zack: No, I'm almost sure that it was the discovery channel. It was a great show. They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.
Zack：不，我比較確定我看的是探索頻道。那個節目挺不錯的，他們還說海豚可能比人類還聰明。
Leonard: They might be smarter than some people.
Leonard：它們可能比某些人類聰明。
Zack: Well, maybe we can do an experiment to find out.
Zack：也許我們可以做個實驗看看。
Sheldon: Oh, that's easy enough. We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop to jump through, and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.
Sheldon：哦，這很容易。我們只需要準備一缸子的水，一個足夠大的圈，還有一桶你喜歡的餌料就可以了。
Zack: I don't get it.
Zack：我沒明白。
Leonard: A dolphin might.
Leonard：海豚應該能明白。
Zack: Oh, I see. You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.
Zack：哦，我知道了，你們在說我傻是吧。
Sheldon: That's not correct. We were implying it. You then inferred it.
Sheldon：並不是，我們只是暗喻，你自己明說出來的。
Zack: Let's go.
Zack：咱們走。
Penny: You know, for a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied, you can be real jerks. Shame on all of you.
Penny：你們這幫人之前還說自己在生活中被別人霸凌，但你們也挺混蛋的，太丟人了你們。
Raj: What the hell did I do?
Raj：我啥也沒幹也挨罵？
Penny: You laughed.
Penny：你跟著笑了。
Sheldon: Penny.
Sheldon：Penny。
Penny: What?
Penny：幹嘛？
Leonard: Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.
Leonard：我們想和Zack聊聊，Hey Zack。
Zack: What do you want?
Zack：你們想幹嘛？
Leonard: Listen, uh, the stuff we were saying before, we were just kidding around.
Leonard：我們剛剛說的那些，只是在開玩笑。
Zack: No, you weren't. You were making fun of me.
Zack：並不，你們是在嘲笑我。
Leonard: Come on, that's what we do. We give each other a hard time. Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis.
Leonard：哎呀，我們經常這樣，互相找不痛快。Hey Sheldon，你看起來像只正在禱告的螳螂。
Sheldon: That's very hurtful.
Sheldon：這也太傷人了。
Leonard: See.
Leonard：你看。
Zack: I don't know, it still wasn't very nice.
Zack：我不明白，這並不是什麼好事。
Sheldon: Milk Dud?
Sheldon：吃奶球嗎？
Zack: Oh, I love Milk Duds. Okay, we're cool.
Zack：哦我超愛這個，好了，我們和好了。
Sheldon: Junior Mints.
Sheldon：還用得著說薄荷糖麼。
Zack: You guys want to come in and have a beer?
Zack：你們想進來喝一杯嗎？
Leonard: Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store.
Leonard：額，不了，我們要去漫畫書店。
Howard: Leonard's buying.
Howard：Leonard請客哦。
Zack: Really? I haven't been to a comic book store in literally a millon years.
Zack：是嗎？我整整有一百萬年沒去過漫畫書店了。
Sheldon: Leterally? Literally a million years?
Sheldon：真的嘛？就是字面上意思一百萬年那麼久嗎？
Leonard: Don't
Leonard：打住。
Zack: You wanna go with them?
Zack：你想和他們一起去嗎？
Penny: No.
Penny：不。
Zack: Okay, see you later.
Zack：好，那就回見了。
Penny: Wait, w-w-wait-wait-wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books?
Penny：等……等會，你為了去漫畫店就丟掉我了？
Zack: Are you mad at me?
Zack：你生我氣了？
Penny: I'm not happy.
Penny：我不開心。
Zack: Milk Dud?
Zack：吃奶球嗎？